Wicker wineglass

I almost had to have this.
but I don't buy used things.
I need to have someone weave this out of gold.
Brand new beautiful gold.

Hummer

You know what's better than a hummer?
A tricked out hummer.
I don't want one that every one else has.
I'm rich. I want the best rims.
I like chrome.
At least it won't get lost in the parking lot
with everyone else's stock piece's of crap hummers.

Castle House

You know how people say 'Your house is your castle?'
I wanted one of my houses to literally be a castle.
Who needs architects?
But now I need a bigger garage for all my friends stopping by.

Classy Sculpture

The only thing I could think of last weekend
was commissioning a beautiful statue
I love sigfield and roy and their tiger
if someone could cast this in bronze
my life would be complete.
I couldn't get it out of my mind
until now.

Couch

I just love this couch
it's really just to look at
it isn't that comfortable
but it's a work of art
and goes in my couch room.

Who doesn't like jewels on a light table?
Every once in a while I take them out of the box I have for them
And just spread them out
There's a lot of different colors
and they are damn expensive.

Horses + Car = Leather

I knew I wanted to go for a ride this morning,
but I couldn't decide... Horse or Ferrari?
I put them together in a field before I hit the gym.
I said 'Who wants this more?...I'll let you decide."
It started to get foggy and I was late for work.